RESOLVING THE LEDGER
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I’d seen last night that the Twins were at .500 And had a chance to keep winning streaks along, And out they came, and we hoped for skillful playing, But then everything we hoped ended wrong,
‘Cause the Royals, they said, “Sit down, Sit down, no gettin’ on base,“ And Dobnak, he said, “Sit down, You’ve all got egg on your face.“ Now they’ve fallen below .500; Will they drop again to a sluggish pace? “Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, Sit down, no gettin’ on base.“
But bats and umps often fizzled and they blundered, Not even chances the offense got to miss, The Royals came and they netted tallies cleanly, While the Twins were playing like steaming piss.
And the Royals all said, “Stay there, You’re bound to stumble and trip,“ And Dobnak, he said, “Stay there, My throws will give you the slip.“ And again, they’re below .500, And they’re running out of the fandom’s grace, “Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, Sit down, no gettin’ on base.“
And as we left with the Twins below .500, All sure again that the team is just as lame, We got a laugh from the Fan whose name is SooFoo : Jason Repko for the Quip of the Game.
But the Royals have said, “Sit down, Sit down, no gettin’ on base,“ Dobnak has said, “Sit down, You’ve all got egg on your face. And they try to surpass .500 But they trip again in the season’s race: “Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, Sit down, no gettin’ on base.“
Sit down, no gettin’, Sit down, sit down, sit down, no gettin’ on base. Sit down, no gettin’, Sit down, sit down, sit down, no gettin’ on base. Sit down, There’s egg on Their face.
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